
If there can be said to be anything approaching a cult journalist in the UK – and we’re not exactly talking Hunter S. Thompson here – then I guess Jon Ronson would have to be it. His recent exploration of the murky world of conspiracy theories and more importantly conspiracy theorists was a underground hit and boasted a well constructed documentary that aired on UK TV in 2001 and 2004 . Ronson was also the first and (to the best of my knowledge) only journalist granted access to the Kubrick estate in the early noughties to delve amongst the scintillating paraphernalia of Kubrick’s career up at Childwick Bury, obligatory Guardian article here – Like my good self I think Ronson finds the characters and motivations, deluded or otherwise, fascinating in a sort of sociological and psychological fashion, how these lunatics can justify the most outrageous claims (David Icke’s lectures for example are comedy gold) and crucially how sometimes their research and conclusions sometimes, however hesitantlybut sometimes actually docross over into the timidrealms of truth. As such any film burrowing into the tales of MKULTRA experiments (which have been certified as true, yes the CIA did experiment with LSD on unsuspecting US citizens) psy-ops research and the more fantastically exotic realms of cold war intelligence research was always going to be on my radar, unfortunately The Men Who Stare At Goats like the mainstreaming of The Road takes a fascinating premise and smoothes out all the interesting delineations, boiling down the story into a unpalatably conventional and insipid mush. But then I would say that wouldn’t I, the world can’t handle the truth….
Formed around a buddy / road movie template The Men Who Stare At Goats concerns the bizarre adventures of journalist Bob Wilton (a horribly accented Ewan McGregor) who seeks a new direction in his life after his fiancée breaks off their engagement to reveal an affair with his newsroom superior. Ensconced in a Kuwaiti hotel on the eve of the invasion of Iraq of 2003 Wilton eavesdrops the name Lyn Cassidy being uttered and recalling an interview he performed earlier in the year with a former intelligence officer who now claimed supernatural powers amongst a elite cadre of retired agents Wilton hesitantly makes contact with the suspicious Cassidy (an enthusiastic George Clooney) who eventually takes him under his wing and into Iraqon a secret, perilousmission. As the sortieprogresses Cassidy recants the tale of his military career within the experimental First Earth Battalionto Wilton, his remarkable story of a secret elite unit formed by the messianic Bill Django (Jeff Bridges in Lebowski mode) to combat communist aggression with the promotion of secret powers, telepathy, ESP and various other impossible paranormal techniques. As the mission becomes more hostile and dangerous Wilton begins to wonder if Cassidy is a super soldier or super deluded, fearing for his life and sanity in the hostile Iraq desert…

The problems with this film revolve around itstone and structure. One can understand the decision to frame the film around aroad movie template with Wilton serving as our screen avatar, the centralcharacter who like the audience is absorbing the tale from Cassidy’s enigmatic lips, their current assignment twinned with Cassidy’s recollections of his unusual career. When the purpose of the desertmission is revealed the logical conclusions of the narrative are squandered, the film doesn’t have the conviction to expose how these outlandishresearch programmes came to be twisted to suchhorrifying consequences during the War On Terror at the likes of Guantanamo, torture techniques culled from a corruption of First Earth’s fifty year empirical pedigree being inflicted on suspected insurgents and Al-Queda combatants. I can’t help feeling that the film would have been far more effective if the whole journalistic approach was dropped and instead they concentrated on the biography of Cassidy, a significant portion of the film is his story anyway and all the films best moments are culled from his recollections and tales.

The late introduction of Kevin Spacey as Django’s nemesis in the form of spiritualist turned solder Larry Hooper feels clumsily manufactured to provide a traditional villainous conflict, he is barely introduced until at least half way though the movie in an effort to up the ante on the awkward culmination of the plot, a denouement which with its broadly comedic flavour feels uncertain in both pitch and flavour. Still, the ever reliable Jeff Bridges playing Dude-lite was fun, in this case a counter culture shaman and there are some genuinely amusing interludes with the juxtapositions of his sixties ethosof the First Earth battalion versus the expected cold war military belligerence. The final scene is lazily predictable, echoing the opening routine of a general ‘willing’ himself to pass through a wall with the power of his mind that proves that screenwriter Peter Straughan must have graduated with first class honors from cliche school. The Men Who Stare At Goats wants to be Dr. Strangelove but ends up more Sgt. Bilko, Clooney’s buffonish performance and Bridges piquancy aside there are no secrets to unearth here.





































