Challenge…
In the interests of making this blog more interactive - and actually get some comments - I throw down the gauntlet and present to you an amusing challenge - a six word story.
For my money, Alan Moore’s is the best I’ve read thus far, although ‘Dinosaurs return. Want their oil back’ runs a close second. Think you can beat that? C’mon, prove it. Some of these may ignite your competitive spirit. First prize wins a pint…..
I am preparing another Tokyo post, bear with me…
Nothing happened. Something happened. Everything happened.
Minty you swine! I can’t stop!
Aliens invade! Mankind fights! And loses.
The clever vampires moved to Lapland.
Six times six equals thirty six.
A beginning. A middle. An end.
What’s that behind the curtain? Arrgghhhh!!!!
Hungry minutes creep up on you.
To Valhalla, the Vikings sailed on.
the end, in the beginning, was
God woke up. The nightmare ended.
Dyslexia plage sweaps erth, hlep su!
He lived fast and died young.
Minty’s last words - “I’ll drink anything!”
David Bowie rode a pig. Twice.
He loved, lost, and loved again.
The truth? Bush and Blair lied.
Grew up, worked hard. Felt cheated.
“That smile’s not right.’” Leonardo said.
After the rain, nothing was left.
No. Never. Really? OK, maybe. Yes.
Six word stories consumed his mind.
And a bleak six chapter story with each chapter containing six words called ‘Thirty Six Words of Warning Follow’
Dinosaurs ruled the earth. Not anymore.
Humans ruled the earth. Not anymore.
There was land once. Not anymore.
The sun shone here. Not anymore.
There was life everywhere. Not anymore.
Nothing to see here. Not anymore.
“That pint is mine!” He cried.
I think that pretty much edges Scally into the lead…..
Contest missed entry: “General Cartwright exclaimed, “OOPS! Wrong button!”"
Don’t see many movies. Will have to view FMJ to catch the monolith scene. And a fellow cowboy.
Brawling monkeys influenced by black slab?
Not mine, got from the Gibson message boards, but pretty good….
Humans create web, form next level.
Minty takes it up the arse!