Gandalf The Grape Cheesecake

How can I possibly shoe-horn this sectarian news into a blog post? Well, The Grapes is my local pub here in nautical Limehouse and friends of mine always strong-arm me into enjoying a pint or seven there when they come to visit, over the past four years since I moved here I’ve seen McKellen around a few times alongside the likes of Matthew Parris and Cleo Rocos, but I’ve never spotted Steven Berkoff which is probably a good thing, given his appearance in two Kubrick movies I’m probably avoiding an embarrassing incident. At least we locals can now be certain that suspicious undesirables will not be admitted to the premises;

Why yes, I am finding it difficult to find news stories to blog about during this slow news month now that you mention it and this entire post will only be of interest to close friends of mine, for example this tasty little rant from last years accomplished Continental Drifters BBC4 documentary has already entered my and my mates lexicon;

I’ve been waiting two months for that rant to be extracted, its shooting fish in a barrel of course to have a pop at the millionaire bearded fucktard but that is one of the better assaults of recent years.